Dear Ike,
I know how you saved Mrs.Larue last week, and how you have no friends. Its about noon now, and we are about to go to the playground, so I was wandering if you will play fetch with me. I don’t know why you’re here. You did NOTHING wrong. Well except stealing a pie, ripping a coat, and… You know what maybe you SHOULD be here. By the way, you’re probably like WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU. Well I am fluffy. Anyway please be my friend!!!
Sincerely,
Fluffy